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PET PEEVES TAG!! TIME FOR RANTS!

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 10, 2009, 10:17 PM
I took this from someone, you should take it too.

RULES.
Name your top five pet peeves and reasons as to why. Tag five people.

1. SHOPPING CARTS STRANDED IN A PARKING LOT!
I mean, come on you fucking fatass, there is a Cart Corral two car lengths away from you, USE IT MOTHER FUCKER!

Bitch - if you leave your fucking cart out and not put it away, I am going to take the nearest cart and put it behind your car so you cant back out. Yes, that's right. And I will Do it again and again and again till you put your fucking cart away.

OR

I am that psycho bitch that will follow you home, get your address and then leave carts all around your car. Yes that's right, I am insane, and I enjoy being a crazy asshat, so you better put your cart away, or Im gonna follow you home...

2. People who let their pets roam the house like its their own personal bathroom.

Man, this shit pisses me off! How is it that hard to walk your pet, or I dunno, clean up after them? Honestly, do you urinate or shit on your own floors?! I sure hope not! Cause its sick and wrong. But since you like living your carefree lifestyle so much, please give me your address, so I can leave a nice steamy pile on your floor. :3

3. Dirty Money!

Do you know how dirty your money really is? You see, I live in Las Vegas Nevada, and my belief is that any money you get here, has at one point touch a strippers private area. Yeah that's right, nice ass sweat is on your hands. And want to know something more?

You know how you go through a drive through for some of that tasty food you really are craving for? Well when you go to pay the cashier, do you then pick up your food and eat it immediately. Did you at all, wash your hands after you touched that money? I didn't think so, so enjoy that Big Mac of yours, because it also contains some nice salty ass sweat. Yum!

4. Blonde Highlights or completely bleached hair. No it does not look good on you. In fact, it screams out 'whore' and shows how desperate you really are. Its not awesome, its not sexy, and if you do it again, I hope all your hair falls out.

5. Flash..... I just don't understand flash.
FFFFFFF.
:iconsadpandaplz:

I tag:
Anyone who wants to rage for a moment. :3

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Hmm... Is it just me seeing this?

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 8, 2009, 2:12 PM
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Does anyone read the journals in the today section of DA?
I noticed that most of the drama journals belong to those of the Sonic community.
Mostly drama concerning whorish hedgehogs, recolours of work, and other art theft issues.
Seriously, go though all 10 pages of the today journals and just tab out how many drama journals there are in that community. This isn't just my thought of todays journals either, but for a few months now.
Does anyone else agree?

I guess every fan community has its morons.

Thank goodness the Kirby Community of DA isn't that whacked out. <3
Seriously, I love you guys. <3

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OCTOBER KIRBY FEATURES!

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 1, 2009, 1:46 PM





OCTOBER KIRBY FEATURES!


Hey everyone! Its that time again to feature all the great work that was submitted for the month of may! Give these people a pat on a back!

I hope to see a good turnout for NOVEMBER!! So get your ass in gear and get to that drawing board!

The Best!


Great Mentionable Work!


Neat Crafts!


Comics!


Gijinka's!
<~ (Or robot??)

THE LULZ OF THE MONTH. Or just strange Kirby pictures that cant be fitted in with something else...


If I am missing any great works that you don't see here, go ahead and note them to me. :3

Enjoy!

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My Halloween weekend.

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 1, 2009, 12:20 AM
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(Lots of babbling...)

Well first off, lets just say, things got a little insane before Halloween night.

I won a VIP table at a local club here called Blue Martini. Not only did I get a fancy booth, but two free bottles (Big ones) of Vodka. Some kinda special one that the club has called "Van Gough", its didn't burn or anything while drinking and it was rather tasty.

So anyways, My Mother, Father, my two awesome neighbours (Dave and Tiff), my fiancé (Miguel) and his sister (Jen) went. We got dressed up too because it was a Halloween event. I went as a zombie survivor in a wedding gown, but really I just wanted a excuse to ruin a wedding gown in fake blood and carry around a toy axe. (Pics later on ;3) So we did some dancing and talking and best of all - alot of lemon drop shots and a few good mixed drinks. Very tasty. After quite some time, we left and I wasn't too bad. Very buzzed but not falling over or hugging people and telling them that I love them. Even though we had a weird drunk Indian guy come up to our table and give all of us sex advice. Very strange.

So we went home, I went right to sleep. No puking - thank goodness. But apparently, I am a very happy drunk. Better than being a crazy one I suppose.

So I woke up around maybe 2 pm today. Watched some baseball and handed out some candy. I wanted to go trick or treating, but my brother didn't want to go with me. I guess I am not cool enough to hang with my little bro. That and I would of been a cock block for him and his gf. Oh well, he is bringing me his candy. I guess that might help my broken uncool heart. Bawww.

Overall, I guess this was a average Halloween.

Did any of you celebrate Halloween? If so, how was it?

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Another Tag Meme, Oooo Juicy details. ;D

Thu Oct 29, 2009, 10:16 AM

.: Purple Lights




I took this from :iconaudioerf:, because it looked like fun.

100 Things You Might Not Know About Me...
answer these questions then tag 10 people to do the same.

I tag the following people, because I want to know more about them.
:iconsuperspongenova: :iconziggyshadowdust: :iconhisui-sama: :icondemandincompensation: :iconuushibushii: :iconsami-starlight: :iconkefka750: :iconkawaii-suzyq: :icondalsifodyas: :iconkawaiisonicchao:

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have a scar on my left eyebrow, I think I got it from my brother when I was little.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Some posters. Dust. Pastel smudges.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Apparently, I have full on conversations in my sleep. Talk about black mail. ^ ^;

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
I listen to lots of different music. Here is some new finds I am particularly happy with.
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5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
No. Why is that important? :V

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A new coat. It really getting cold here and all my winter stuff is somewhere in storage. ;_;

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
A normal bedtime.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My art portfolio. It has all my best work.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
About 5'6

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Yes, when I am in a room with people I don't like.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
I like the dark. So no, not really.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Myself, I'm a sad little person.

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Losing everyone I love and care dearly for.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I really don't care as long as their not blonde haired. < <

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
< <;

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Coffee right now. Its satisfying.

17. FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni and pineapple.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A plain bagel covered in melted butter. <3

19. FAVOURITISM COLOUR OF ALL TIME?
Puce.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
No, but I have seen someone else eat one of my goldfish. On my 15th birthday. ;_;

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
A hp scanner from :iconobake-shojo:, I wouldn't be where I am today if she hadn't of bought me a scanner for my 17th(?) birthday. It truly changed my life, even though I was quite a pain in the ass back then. Thank you again Sarah. <3

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
NO. Maybe. Shusssssh, I am already with someone. < ~ <
If I was single though, there would be a few people I would be stalking.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Ew no.

24. FAVOURITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Jones of New York and Eccoci. Those stores always have the best skirt and sweaters. A tad too pricey but they have alot of clothes that I really like. I have a love for slacks. <3

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
34. ;3

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
BRUNETTES. Cause there has been a recent moment in my life where I find blondes particularly annoying and trying to steal the love of my life away. *Hiiiiisssssss*

32. FAVOURITE QUOTE?
None currently. I'm too lame.

33. FAVOURITE PLACE?
My room. =w=

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
I have been to Mexico quite a few times.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Dark Chocolates with nuts. Dear god... :drool:

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
I hate famous people, though I would like to meet Justin Timberlake. That guy is fucking hot. Seriously, I don't find many people attractive, but that guy is just outstandingly handsome.

37. FIRST JOB?
Making Doughnuts was my first LEGAL job.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes, who hasn't?

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
No. There are just some people that shouldn't reproduce.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Working. I was at a morning business meeting.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Yes. 3 times. All when I was really little.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My hair and my eyes. <3
That and I look too young for my age.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Delicious food and a new computer.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
NO KIDS. EVER!
Actually two might be ok once I get done with school and mature a little bit more.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No. But my middle name has been running for the females in my family for like 4 generations?

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Body odor. Scruffy facial hair. Dirty nails. Un-Brushed teeth. Greasy Hair. Ewww...

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
My friends. <3

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
I switch between John Fridea and Catwalk hair products.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Lol, no.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?
Boars Head - Salsito(?) Roasted Turkey. Mmmm. <3

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Procrastination, Scratching my skin.

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
I want to say no, but I know that wouldn't be true.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I don't know. < <

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
I plead the fifth.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Baking. Yes I am strange.
Must be why I am so good at baking.

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
Id rather gain it, because if I lose it I would be in the 70's. That's just scary.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD?
My gameboys.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Maybe like 15?

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
No. My mom wouldn't let me watch it.

63. Do you use sarcasm?
Yes, and it gets me in trouble. Alot.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mash potatoes. Mmm.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Cleanliness. Charming. Humour. <3

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Jess, Jessy, Seph, J, Messy Jessy, Little Monkey, Rumble Fish. :p

67. FAVOURITE SUPER POWER?
Magical Colours that kill people.

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?
BBC's ROBIN HOOD. OMG. <3

69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Charm them. <3

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR?
Mocha Fudge with almonds.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yes, Surprisingly.

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
There is currently 2 desktops, 3 laptops.
Only 2 of them are mine.

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Making my Halloween outfit.

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
On the beach.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
DOOO ET FAGGOTS.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
[link]

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
A Vitamin Water.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?.
My Brother, cause I took his flashdrive. BD

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
If they have shaven yet. `~`
Then what they are wearing.

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
I like to make artwork, play games and read books.

81. FAVOURITE THING TO HATE?
People who draw in MS paint.

82. FAVOURITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
End of summer and Fall. Those have the best holidays.

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Dark chocolates and sour gummy bears.

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yes I do, though we don't get to talk much. :c

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR?
A dark brown.

86. EYE COLOUR?
Hazel.

87. SHOE SIZE?
Depends on what shoe Im looking for but generally a 7 to 7 1/2.

88. FAVOURITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Carls JR.
Mmm They got good burgers.

89. FAVOURITE RESTAURANT?
Chart House.
Great Fish and Steaks.
Even though the closest one is in California.
;_;

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yes, but I rarely get to eat it because no one seems too like eel like I do.
Also yellow fin tuna is pretty good too.

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
No.

92. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Valentines day. <3

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
No.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Id rather not answer that question.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
How come I can't have both?

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A dress.

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
Maybe...

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
I need a new one. ;_;

Random Fact #100
I wear a foxtail when I am feeling geeky. <3
I have 6 different tails.
All of them are real.

Sooooo Yeah, that's about it.
Anyone surprised at anything?
BD

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Free Kirby Avatars for DA!

PLEASE CREDIT THE DEVIANTS WHO MADE THEM!



For DA use only. ;3

Current Projects!

Kirby Chibi Project - Few sketches left, Most need to be inked.

Completed Chibis:
Drawcia - [link]

Battle for Pop Star Comic - Page 1 is still being worked on. Most of it is just sketches.

B.F.P.S
Cover page - [link]

That's it for now. :V

~!!! Prize/Request Box !!!~

This box is full of REQUESTS or PRIZES to be done! My requests do take quite awhile, but if your request seems interesting I might get to it quicker. ;3

Prizes to be done.
1.:icondragoonaya: - The boy from Secret of Evermore. (SKETCHED)
2.:iconbeth1004: - Aya Shameimaru
3.:iconharrydarlington: - Link in Hyrule.
4.:iconhisui-sama: - Star Fox and a ship, Meta Knight too.
5.:icondalsifodyas: - My Meta Knight, Sword and Blade having a yaoi party.
(I know theres more, please note me to remind me!)

Requests to be done.
(For those of you who just wanted something done)

1.:iconziggyshadowdust: - One chibi of his Sonic persona.
2.:iconcarpetshark182: - Ness with his Bat.
3.:iconzialightheart: - One chibi of here OC Zia.
4.:icongondile: - Kenny from South Park.
5.:iconmickeymonster: - One of her OC's.
6.:iconmaruigi2: - His Kirby OC with another OC kissing. (gag me with a spoon.)
7.:iconcarpetshark182: - Ness
8.:iconplasmakirby1: - A shadow knight Plasma Kirby. (wut)
No more requests. Please.


I do have the right to REFUSE your request, considering I am the artist. Hurrrrr.

- To make a request, simply send me a note with a reference. Thanks. ;3

Shoutboard

!STAMPS!
Kirby Stamps!

Games!

Artsy!

Random!

Music!

Who needs to be drawn naked? 

47%
79 deviants said Meta Knight :D
28%
48 deviants said No naked dudes please...
12%
21 deviants said Sephiroth -`u`-
12%
21 deviants said Alucard >:3

Shoutbox

~Engetic:iconEngetic:
JESSSSSSSSS JESSSSSSSSS JESSSSSSSSS
Tue Nov 10, 2009, 3:21 PM
=JessicaSephiroth:iconJessicaSephiroth:
JYESSSSSSS.
Mon Nov 2, 2009, 9:41 AM
*xela145:iconxela145:
I see what you did there...
Sun Nov 1, 2009, 5:57 PM
~EmoKirbyRetard:iconEmoKirbyRetard:
JES KIRBY JES META JEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Sun Nov 1, 2009, 3:26 AM
~ArleKaakun:iconArleKaakun:
YES KIRBY YES META
Fri Oct 30, 2009, 4:52 AM
~EmoKirbyRetard:iconEmoKirbyRetard:
fight the powa!
Sun Oct 25, 2009, 3:06 AM
~RemixKirby:iconRemixKirby:
Go Kirby!!!!!
Fri Oct 23, 2009, 1:14 PM
~Engetic:iconEngetic:
metaknight humping kirby ea?
Wed Oct 21, 2009, 2:17 PM
~onewithrussia:icononewithrussia:
:la:
Mon Oct 19, 2009, 5:53 PM
=JessicaSephiroth:iconJessicaSephiroth:
BEEF. :3
Sun Oct 18, 2009, 9:27 AM
~EmoKirbyRetard:iconEmoKirbyRetard:
CHICKEN.
Sat Oct 17, 2009, 5:35 AM
~JigglypuffJigglypuff:iconJigglypuffJigglypuff:
^w^
Thu Oct 15, 2009, 5:14 PM
=JessicaSephiroth:iconJessicaSephiroth:
WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.
Thu Oct 15, 2009, 3:36 PM
~Gondile:iconGondile:
GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. GUYS.
Thu Oct 15, 2009, 10:22 AM
~EmoKirbyRetard:iconEmoKirbyRetard:
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Thu Oct 15, 2009, 12:57 AM

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