I took this from someone, you should take it too.

RULES.
Name your top five pet peeves and reasons as to why. Tag five people.

1. SHOPPING CARTS STRANDED IN A PARKING LOT!
I mean, come on you fucking fatass, there is a Cart Corral two car lengths away from you, USE IT MOTHER FUCKER!

Bitch - if you leave your fucking cart out and not put it away, I am going to take the nearest cart and put it behind your car so you cant back out. Yes, that's right. And I will Do it again and again and again till you put your fucking cart away.

OR

I am that psycho bitch that will follow you home, get your address and then leave carts all around your car. Yes that's right, I am insane, and I enjoy being a crazy asshat, so you better put your cart away, or Im gonna follow you home...

2. People who let their pets roam the house like its their own personal bathroom.

Man, this shit pisses me off! How is it that hard to walk your pet, or I dunno, clean up after them? Honestly, do you urinate or shit on your own floors?! I sure hope not! Cause its sick and wrong. But since you like living your carefree lifestyle so much, please give me your address, so I can leave a nice steamy pile on your floor. :3

3. Dirty Money!

Do you know how dirty your money really is? You see, I live in Las Vegas Nevada, and my belief is that any money you get here, has at one point touch a strippers private area. Yeah that's right, nice ass sweat is on your hands. And want to know something more?

You know how you go through a drive through for some of that tasty food you really are craving for? Well when you go to pay the cashier, do you then pick up your food and eat it immediately. Did you at all, wash your hands after you touched that money? I didn't think so, so enjoy that Big Mac of yours, because it also contains some nice salty ass sweat. Yum!

4. Blonde Highlights or completely bleached hair. No it does not look good on you. In fact, it screams out 'whore' and shows how desperate you really are. Its not awesome, its not sexy, and if you do it again, I hope all your hair falls out.

5. Flash..... I just don't understand flash.
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I tag:
Anyone who wants to rage for a moment. :3